We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
