just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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