at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
zippers are such a cool invention
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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