home. puking in laundry basket.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
