i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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