I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
