The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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