so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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