he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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