look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just gargled with NyQuil
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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