I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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