so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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