i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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