I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
false alarm, still single
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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