A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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