the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Dicks are not precious.
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