When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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