There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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