Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
