and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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