That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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