I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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