It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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