Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
