I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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