I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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