Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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