I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
4 words: hood of his car
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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