I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he thought i was a dude.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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