Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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