I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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