but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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