seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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