Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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