I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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