how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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