Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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