it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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