The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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