It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Do you remember whose house we're in?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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