The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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