I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Shame - the story of my life.
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