Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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