after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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