When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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