where am i from again
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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