Whod you bang
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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