I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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