dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
