Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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