He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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