why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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