I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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