I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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