You're my little dorito
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
A+ Viking dick
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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